Kelsey Richardson, Life Ruiner

Imma have that printed up on some business cards and add that to my address block on my email. It's my new official title.

Pretty sure I've semi-ruined at least two lives in the past week...because I'm classy like that. Look, I'm just trying to live my life. I promise I'm not intentionally being an inconsiderate person. I'm just trying to do what I think is best for me and the people around me. Like, I can't do everything. I can't make sure everyone else's life is perfect. I can't be your girlfriend after only two dates. I can't expand a finite amount of living space. I can't let my life revolve around you. 

I'm sorry.

Kelsey Richardson, Life Ruiner

(I'm thinking about doing birthday parties. Please call with inquiries.)