Wednesday, December 3, 2014

the title of my book.

I was watching The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon last night (I usually just watch clips on YouTube, but I finally saw part of it on the real TV!) and David Sedaris was on. I've not actually read any of his books (I'll hit the library on my way home tonight...), but he's a funny guy. He was talking about his latest book, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, and how he came up with the title.


So then I started thinking.


Back up. I really started thinking when I was texting my gf Kasey last Wednesday about 'natural beauty' and suggested she include her thoughts in her book....



What will the title be?

WHY IS THAT SUCH A DIFFICULT QUESTION? How do you want to be remembered by anyone who reads what you write? Such a challenge.

So. I've been thinking. Not that I have plans to write a book, but if I did (and everyone should, right? Everyone has something to say. Or something to say about something that someone else said...), how would I title it? Some ideas...


Yeeeeeeah buddy, a memoir.

Kelsey Richardson: An aspiring Golden Girl

Dancing through Life...and I Can't Dance.

My Left Foot Can't Dance (Come to our Thursday night tap class if you want me to prove it...)

1993 (If Taylor Swift did it, so can I.)

I Can't Even: Growing Up in the Age of Incomplete Sentences.

How to Buy Friends and Manipulate People


Thoughts/suggestions/votes are completely welcome. Nothing is set in stone yet, but this could be a good starting point. I mean, we're given a name before we've done anything significant in life, right? All the good stuff comes after the name.




Wednesday, November 19, 2014

As We Stumble Along

One of my favorite songs from one of my favorite shows... So much wisdom in this "rousing anthem": we're stumbling through this journey, not sure what to do, but we just need to hope. Push and shove and live and learn. And there will be a song as we plumble.





As we stumble along
on life's funny journey.
As we stumble along into the blue.
We look here, and we look there.
Seeking answers anywhere.
Never sure of where to turn or what to do.


Still we bumble our way
through life's crazy labyrinth.
Barely knowing left from right
nor right from wrong.
And the best that we can do
is hope a blue bird,
will sing his song
as we stumble along.


It's a dismal little world in which we live.
It can bore you till you've nothing left to give.
Seven overrated wonders, sever underwhelming seas.
Six excruciating continents.
Antarctica. Oh please!
Yet you mustn't let it lick you
this planet oh so bland.
Keep your eyeball on the highball
in your hand.

As we stumble along
'cross life's crowded dance floors.
As we push and we shove
we live and we learn.
And when we finally leave the bar,
And we see that morning star,
we pull our boot straps up
and homeward turn.

Then we stumble away
through dawn's blinding sunbeams.
Barely knowing right from right nor left from wrong.
But as long as we can hear that little blue bird
There'll be a song as we stumble along.
As we stumble,
bumble,
fumble,
plumble,

As we stumble along.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Once upon a time, I had to write a book report for my stress management class. I guess that's not too much to ask, since we never have quizzes or tests, and our homework typically consists of only book assignments and naps.
Anyway, I read this book. It was alright. I can't figure out if I liked it or not... But feel free to read what I wrote about it...
The last half is the best, if I do say so myself.

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          The briefest synopsis of this book I could give would be to say it’s the story of a man and his son who, one summer, take a long motorcycle trip together. However, if I were to tell someone that just before they began reading, that wouldn’t give them the slightest inclination as to what this book is really about. There is infinitely more. In fact, I’d venture to say this book is complex enough that no matter how many times you read it, you’d find something new every time.
            To take my synopsis a bit deeper, while the story is about the narrator and his son on a trip, it’s also about his relationship with the few other characters to whom we’re introduced. It’s a comparison of their perceptions of life and his. It’s a recounting of his life and his philosophies through what the narrator calls a “Chautauqua.” Among a large variety of topics covered, the narrator talks of quality, relationships, mental illness, values, technology, theories, acceptance, and of course, motorcycle maintenance.
            While this book does not deal directly with stress management, the narrator talks a lot of thought and behavior. When talking of John and Sylvia Sutherland, the friends who travel with us for the first portion of the book, the narrator points out something very closely related with things we’ve discussed in class: “…they must have been thinking about how bad all this is. That’s what’s really wearing them down. The thought.” Of course it is! If only John and Sylvia knew that our brains were behind absolutely everything, that their thought influenced their situation, their mood, their world. Their situation wasn’t inherently bad; it was merely their perception of the situation, and perhaps the influence of their perception. It’s simply about how we look at things.
            In contrast, the narrator describes another friend we meet, Robert DeWeese, as “all here and now, completely relaxed.” That phrase immediately brought the concept of mindfulness into my thoughts. The narrator says, “I realize that although this is the authentic image of DeWeese himself, it’s also a brand-new person who’s been renewing himself continually and I’m going to have to get to know him all over again.” I love that idea of being so present in the moment that we’re continually changing. While the character is fictional, I think DeWeese’s level of mindfulness is something one ought to work to obtain.
            The concept of Quality is something discussed quite a bit during the second half of the book. It was the focus of Phaedrus’ thoughts and lectures for a time, Phaedrus being the name the narrator used to refer to his younger, “former” self. He became obsessed with trying to define Quality, only to realize that to define Quality would simultaneously remove the Quality and turn it into something less desirable. I loved that Quality didn’t need to be defined, that one could simply know it without having a meaning for it.
            Spoiler alert: isn’t it interesting that, while avoiding giving Quality a definition, Phaedrus realized that the small stipulations he’d put on Quality had defined it, and that it was the realization that led to his downfall? I find that fascinating, and terribly depressing at the same time.
            The short answer to the question of why I chose this book is simply that it was the only book on the provided list that I already owned. The better answer is this: Over this past summer, I celebrated my 21st birthday. I’m one of those people who tend to approach a birthday with a bit of anxiety—have I accomplished what I hoped I would in the past year? Have I done enough? What will life bring in the next twelve months of my life? What was Oprah doing at 21? You get the idea. Anyway, a good friend and I were at Barnes and Noble one evening, which was not uncommon. My friend is one of the smartest people I know, I trust (nearly) everything she says to be a fact. She’s a couple years older than me, and I very much trust her wisdom, so I asked her to direct me to a book that would change my life (because I’m sure that’s what Oprah would do). She gave me two: Slaughterhouse Five, and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. I haven’t finished Slaughterhouse Five, so I can’t yet tell you the impact it’s had on my life.
            I guess the question at this point is whether or not the book fulfilled its purpose—has it changed my life? Right now, my answer is not yet. As I mentioned at the beginning of my ramblings, this book is complex. For me, reading the narrator’s Chautauqua is comparable to reading Isaiah in the Old Testament. What do I know of Kant or Plato or Aristotle? Surely I know more now than I did at the beginning of the book, but it’d take at least another reading or two to better grasp the teachings analyzed in this book. I need time to process.

I’m not sure that I’d recommend this book to others, unless it were to be my aforementioned smart friend, in which case, she’s already read it. This book requires commitment, it isn’t light reading. And who has time for commitment these days? For weeks, I was sure that all I wanted was to finish reading this novel and move on. However, multiple times, I found myself craving this book. Sitting at my desk at work, I’d wonder what Phaedrus was going to teach next. I’d be thinking about Chris and what his mother was like and what his future would be. Mostly, I’d wonder what the narrator’s name was, and the lack of an answer will never cease to bother me. And, thanks to my cursed curiosity, and an insane desire to understand Aristotle, I’m afraid I have to read the book again. Thanks a lot, Mr. Pirsig. You have me hooked. 

Friday, October 17, 2014

DIY Fall Break

Directors of higher education have apparently not yet discovered that one day off does not a Fall Break make. 
Fortunately for me, I figured it out on my own. Allow me to teach you my ways. 
(Please note that some plans need to be adjusted to better suit individual preference. Awesomeness is subjective.)

1. Don't actually go to school unless it's truly necessary. 
This point does transfer over to other weeks of the semester. Most Monday's, I find that Physics is not necessary. Rather, Monday is a great day for sleeping in and pretending that responsibility is nonexistent. That also includes homework. All other events take priority over completing assignments. My preferred method of avoidance is going to the theater--musicals trump homework. Every. Day.

Shout out to my favorite friend Lizzie for being my date two nights in a row and enabling my procrastination. 

2. Set goals, but don't make plans. That's half of a Preach My Gospel principle. 

Setting goals is a great way to help you feel productive in your un-productivity. Of course these are things that'll happen anyway, I'm just cheating the system a little bit. And ROCKIN it.

Not making plans is so LIBERATING. I tend to fill my weekends with things that, half of the time, I don't actually want to be doing. This weekend, that shall NOT happen. I'm learning to say no, and it's wonderful. See? So many things to be learned from a full week of Fall Break!

3. Spend as much time in comfortable clothes as possible.
I try to apply this point every day, but we all know sometimes it just doesn't happen. However, during Fall Break, it's essential. (No, there won't be a photo to illustrate this point. 1, I feel like it's self-explanatory. 2, Never you mind what my cozy clothes look like.)

I have a testimony of Fall Break. When done correctly, it can change your life. I invite you to try it for yourself, because I want everyone to know the joy of living the Fall Break lifestyle.

You're welcome.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

the rest of my mission.

Today's the day that the sisters I entered into the mission field with return home. Today's the day I would've come home, had I served the full eighteen months of my mission. Instead, I came home on November 27th, 2013, the day before Thanksgiving.

The past ten months have completely flown by. They've gone by quicker than the eight months that I was serving in France.

I promised myself I wouldn't wonder what might have been, had I stayed and served the rest of the eighteen months. No looking back, only moving forward. It was really hard at first not to wonder if I'd made the right decision, if I was in the right place.

So many great things have happened in the past ten months in my life. I can't even doubt that this was all part of the plan. November 27th wasn't the end of my mission. It was just a transfer, and the beginning of the rest of my mission.

The first two months back were kind of a blur. Thanksgiving, Christmas, recovering, trying to make a new plan... Mostly I just caught up on TV shows and spent a lot of time in my bed. Also, a lot of lunch dates with my favorite friends ;) No regrets there.

At the end of January, I finally found a car and a completely wonderful job. If it weren't for the job I have, the relationships and friendships that I've found there, I think it would've taken longer to get out and back to normal life. I finally felt like I was doing something worthwhile again. God bless Wasatch Peak Physical Therapy.

Around the same time, I was called into the Relief Society presidency in my singles' ward. What a blessing to be surrounded by three amazing girls who immediately became my best friends. I don't think they'll ever realize how much they blessed my life through their examples and friendship. I've never laughed so much. That calling was my absolute favorite--serving in that capacity brought more joy into my life than I thought it would.

I got to live with my best friend for two months before she left on her mission. Not everyone gets a chance to do that! I hate to think that I might've missed out on that time together. 

My relationships with my family have been strengthened incredibly. I find myself doing things, good things, that I wouldn't have been brave enough to do before. I feel like I've grown up through all of these experiences. 

This part of my mission has been just as hard as the part in France. I still feel like I'm not doing enough, depression still sucks, and waking up at 6:30 is still one of the hardest parts of the day. There are still days that I can't get out of bed, and I know that these things with which I've struggled will always be challenges in my life.

That being said, I know this part of my mission is just as important as the time I served as a full-time missionary, if not more important. We're here to learn and grow together and lift each other up, regardless of our circumstances or our calling. I know that I haven't been alone in any of this, and that I'll never, ever be alone. Major shout out to my incredible friends and family who have accompanied me during this mission of life.

I'm no longer serving a full-time mission, but I will always be a missionary.

"Behold, I am a disciple of Jesus Christ, the Son of God. I have been called of him to declare his word among his people, that they might have everlasting life." --3 Nephi 5:12

How grateful I am that the Lord still trusts me to serve Him.

My mission isn't over.


Monday, September 1, 2014

Quotey quoterson

Once upon a time, I started taking a stress management class that very well may save my life. One of our assignments this week was to find two quotes that somehow pertained to mental or emotional health or stress management or whatever... AKA PERMISSION TO BROWSE PINTEREST. Best homework assignment ever. I jumped over to my "I Wish I'd Said That..." board (http://www.pinterest.com/kelseylyn/i-wish-i-d-said-that/) and found some goodies that're too fab not to share.







Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

wednesday funnies

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Happy 26th anniversary to these two... what fantastic people. Special, even.

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I'd been at work for two and half hours when the phone rang for the first time.
Called ID: 435-somethin, Tooele, UT.
Hmm.
Me: "Wasatch Peak Physical Therapy, this is Kelsey."
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Me: "Hello?"
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Me: "Hello??"
Rustling in the background...
In an excellent hick accent, the lady on the other end of the conversation: "Who the heck did I call?"


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Walking out of my house to leave for work:


Mom: "So...Nick got kissed."
Um what? Nick's at EFY for the week.
Mom: "Yeah, he just texted me, telling me that he 'got some'."
Oh boy. He probably just wants you to be mad so that you'll let him come early, I said.
Mom: "Oh, I'm not mad. I just can't figure out why he'd want to tell me about it."


Twenty five minutes later, as I pull into my office parking lot, I get a text message.
Mom: "He got some...ear plugs. Where was my mind??? Oh my gosh. I'm laughing my guts out!!"


And then I died.
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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

A muumuu moment.


So Kasey and I only went to Walmart like twice together last week...and maybe one of those times, I bought a sweet as class muumuu. I've always wanted one, it just felt like the right time. And I wore it, from about 7pm last night until 12:45 this afternoon. That's just how I roll.

So this one time, my mom called at about 12:15, when I was curling my hair and watching Friends. She was at work, my little brother had checked him out of school and someone needed to go pick him up. "But Karen, I'm in my muumuu." "It's fine, he won't care, just go." I was totally down with it...until I got to my front door and remembered just how many cars come down this main road that I live on. Le sigh. I waited until a car passed then booked it out to my car...just as the Dickson's were pulling into their driveway. Jake just smiled and waved while I silently cursed for not having gotten out of bed before noon and put on real clothes.

Ahhhh good day.


Wednesday, May 14, 2014

MOAB.


A nice little weekend in Moab...trippin with the parents because I'm cool like that.
Do enjoy these little iPhone snapshots.


Moab Diner selfie!


Pretending to take a selfie, but actually taking a picture of my dad taking a picture.

Important note. The Bacon Avocado Omelet at the Moab Diner is DELISH. Even two days in a row.


New treat: S'mores, using cookies instead of graham crackers. More chocolate, more deliciousness.

Hint. Don't go camping with Karen. Because she'll take pictures of you while you're sleeping.
I guess my parents are pretty cool.




Clark, G-Money and Grandpa Frank. Cool kids.


Karen building a cairn. That never gets old.


Nature is neat.


False Kiva...not as cool as you want it to be. It's false. And there's no Keva Juice.


Hiking selfie. Classy.


Places to go:
--Upheaval Dome



--The Grand Overlook


--Dead Horse Point








Oh. And don't forget to KICK TRASH in Phase 10.




Thursday, May 8, 2014

mistake.

Tuesday night (Wednesday morning): went to sleep around 3:45am, knowing very well that I'd have to wake up at 8:45 to watch Cooper while my mom went to the gym.


Wednesday night (Thursday morning): went to sleep around 12:15, knowing very well that I'd have to wake up at 5:15 in order to be to work by 6:45.


And there I was, nearly falling asleep at the reception desk. WHY? Why do I do this to myself?? Five hours of sleep a night with NO naps?


I don't even know who I am anymore.


False. I know who I am. I'm Tired Kelsey.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Chemistry.

I've never been one for boy drama. If a boy brings drama into my life, they're probably not the one for me.

I took chemistry my sophomore year of high school. Two things:

1. I wasn't very good at chemistry. But shouldn't there be some in a relationship?

2. I still have a crush on one of the kids that was in my class. When will the losers get out of my way so I can just wife that kid? Boldness be my friend, said Shakespeare. If I've learned anything from Tinder, it's that there are a lot of weirdies out there, and that things don't go anywhere if you don't make a move.

Okay. Isaac. Will you go on a date with me? (HAHAHA that's funny because I'm pretty sure the only person that occasionally reads this is Micaille. Sup friend? Could you be a dear and tell Isaac that I'd like to go on a date with him? Kthx.)


Monday, May 5, 2014

Kelsey Richardson, Life Ruiner

Imma have that printed up on some business cards and add that to my address block on my email. It's my new official title.

Pretty sure I've semi-ruined at least two lives in the past week...because I'm classy like that. Look, I'm just trying to live my life. I promise I'm not intentionally being an inconsiderate person. I'm just trying to do what I think is best for me and the people around me. Like, I can't do everything. I can't make sure everyone else's life is perfect. I can't be your girlfriend after only two dates. I can't expand a finite amount of living space. I can't let my life revolve around you. 

I'm sorry.

Kelsey Richardson, Life Ruiner
(I'm thinking about doing birthday parties. Please call with inquiries.)


Monday, April 21, 2014

Man crush Monday



It's going down...I'm yelling TINDER.


TINDER DATE. I went on another. Well, we just met for ice cream the first time…but whatever. His name is Tenney, he’s from Huntsville. He’s a tiny bit shorter than me and has a beard, but neither of those are deal breakers. (What is Tinder, you may ask? It’s an app where if you think the person is cute, you swipe right. Totes uggs? Swipe left. If both people swipe right, it’s a match and you can start chatting. It’s something to do, okay?) We’d been chatting for a couple weeks, met up for ice cream so that my parents wouldn’t freak about me going on a date with a complete stranger, then had a little date on Friday. I drove up to Huntsville Friday evening and we went four-wheeling (which I thought we weren’t actually going to do because it was kind of late, so I was wearing flip flops and had to borrow some snow boots…aca-awkward) up behind his house. Huntsville is SO pretty, I love it. We had a pretty good time, even though Tenney kept asking if I was doing okay and stuff…maybe he was nervous about me not liking it or something, but it was fun. Afterwards, he cooked (burned) a pizza…not the most delicious thing, but it was pretty funny…then we watched Here Comes the Boom. His dog knocked my soda over with its tail, Tenney and I sat reeeeeally close together…our arms were touching, but that was it, and then he gave me a side hug when he walked me to my car. Like, what? I’m not sure. Maybe we’re just friends. We haven’t talked much since…strange experience. But it was fun enough anyway.

Monday, March 31, 2014

monday musings

My brother and I went to Fiiz Drinks in Bountiful this afternoon. (I go at least twice a week...it's cool.) I've got a pretty solid relationship with the Dirty Diet Dr. Pepper, but after being introduced to the Pineapple Upside Down Cake, I may need to mix things up. Just go to there. That's all I can say.

Nick got his learners permit this morning, so we went for a little drive. It only took me two minutes to calm down, then I offered some pretty good constructive criticism, if I do say so myself. I'm just working on being the cool sister. So we party.

Visiting teaching on the last day of the month is so fantastic. Visiting teaching on the last day of the month with your kindred spirit/pseudo mission companion Kasey is the absolute best. Everyone needs a friend like Kasey.

Last week, I told my mom I wanted hot dog boats for dinner. We didn't get around to it, and my mom left on a business trip this morning, so the hot dog boat making responsibility fell to me. Guess who's never made mashed potatoes by herself before. Me. I peeled, chopped, and boiled. As I mashed, all I could think was While You Were Sleeping. "Mmm, these mashed potatoes are so creamy." "Mary mashed them." Then I was getting frustrated because I'd never be Mary because those damn lumps would NOT come out. There was butter, milk, salt, all of the delicious things...but it just didn't work out. I don't think I'm ready to get married, unless my future husband knows how to cook. Then we'll see.

Peach cobbler is always good. As is The Scarlet Pimpernel.

Oh, and Albus Dumbledore is a genius:


Also, I do believe this is my 100th blog post. In case that's important or something. 

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Not me. Not mine.

I feel like I learn something new about myself every day...and sometimes I feel like I'm having an identity crisis. I don't always feel like myself...but maybe this is a new me?
"You have depression? But you always seem so happy!" Girlfriend, that just means I'm doing my job right. Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know... Frozen joke. But really. Depression turns you into a good actress. Again, identity crisis.
My life is really great. But sometimes I don't feel like I fit in it. I don't really feel like I have a direction. Just one day at a time in a life that isn't mine.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

I'm a blog stalker.

It's true. It's one of my favorite hobbies. Finding a friend's (or a stranger's) blog, reading through all the archives, hoping they don't figure out why there were so many page views on the blog last night...

In a college English class, I actually wrote a ten-page paper on blogging...and now I can't remember why. I do remember my professor saying she found blog-reading voyeuristic (fancy word for 'creepy'?). I'm completely opposite, I think it's fabulous. Just a peek (or dive) into someone else's life. (But let's be real. I'd read everyone's journals if they'd let me.)

Reading is fun. Writing is fun. Talking is fun. Let's just share everything..