wednesday funnies

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Happy 26th anniversary to these two... what fantastic people. Special, even.

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I'd been at work for two and half hours when the phone rang for the first time.
Called ID: 435-somethin, Tooele, UT.
Hmm.
Me: "Wasatch Peak Physical Therapy, this is Kelsey."
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Me: "Hello?"
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Me: "Hello??"
Rustling in the background...
In an excellent hick accent, the lady on the other end of the conversation: "Who the heck did I call?"

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Walking out of my house to leave for work:


Mom: "So...Nick got kissed."
Um what? Nick's at EFY for the week.
Mom: "Yeah, he just texted me, telling me that he 'got some'."
Oh boy. He probably just wants you to be mad so that you'll let him come early, I said.
Mom: "Oh, I'm not mad. I just can't figure out why he'd want to tell me about it."


Twenty five minutes later, as I pull into my office parking lot, I get a text message.
Mom: "He got some...ear plugs. Where was my mind??? Oh my gosh. I'm laughing my guts out!!"


And then I died.

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