no smoking!!

Does anyone remember Ramona Quimby? The part where she's trying to get her dad to stop smoking and she makes that sign, NOSMO KING? It's a good book, I promise.

Anyway, I have something fantastic to announce. I quit smoking today. I invite you to applaud.

There was a man smoking outside Elizabeth Hall today. I so bad wanted to yell that cigarettes are harmful to his health, but something told me that was a bad idea...so I just screamed it in my mind as I inhaled his fumes. It's not my fault if he wants to die.

Remember: cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.