Wednesday, March 7, 2012

dear world...

Dear gym,
Can't we all just get along?
Sincerely,
Every muscle in my body.

Dear teachers,
I assume the reason you're all giving tests this weekend is because we students won't remember anything when we come back from spring break. Well I guess the joke is on you, because I've already forgotten everything and school doesn't get out until Friday. Ha!
Sincerely,
Exam-buried college student

Dear Joseph Kony,
You're a mean guy. In the words of my buddy Antoine Dodson, "you don't have to come and confess, we're looking for you and we gonna find you."
Sincerely,
(just about) Everyone on Facebook

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha!!! That's the best thing I've ever heard. I miss you :)

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